If you’re reading this, you’re probably already a content pro.
Unfortunately, even people who've been practicing content marketing for years can get so wrapped up in strategizing and producing content that they mistakenly suck all the artsy goodness out of their writing. The result is shitty, forgettable content.
Don’t let this be you! If you really want to produce great content and contribute that great content to online publications, you need to get in touch with your inner writer.
Hey, nobody panic — you don’t have to buy a Moleskine notebook, retreat to a cabin in the woods, or stop shaving.
Jot down your answers as you go, and enjoy these nuggets of writing wisdom.
Writers are weird about their process — it’s probably the tortured artist in them. Truman Capote supposedly wrote lying down with a glass of sherry in hand, and Jack Kerouac wrote “On the Road” by feeding a 120-foot roll of tracing paper into his typewriter and composing without chapter or paragraph breaks.
A. I brainstorm to find an article topic, create an outline, write, and revise.
B. I always start with a topic in mind, but I usually have to rein myself in.
C. Process? What process? I go wherever inspiration takes me!
If you answered A, I give you snaps. If not, a little organization beforehand can give your content a logical structure to make it easily digestible.
If the idea of creating a content workflow and producing a detailed outline gives you horrible flashbacks to middle school English, just jot down a list of three to five ideas you want to hit in your article. When you know where you’re going, you’ll write faster and produce more organized content.
A writer’s style is a more nebulous concept than working up a good buzz Capote-style before sitting — er, lying — down to write. Style reflects a writer’s personality, voice, and how he perceives his audience.
Earnest Hemingway’s short, direct style has been emulated by budding writers for decades. In fact, there’s even an app that can help you write more like Hemingway.
A. Straightforward, clear, minimalist
B. Literary, expressive, poetic
C. Stream of consciousness
A. It’s well organized, easy to understand, and educational.
B. I’m a great storyteller.
C. My sparkling personality, of course.
If you are a minimalist (A), your prose is probably very easy to understand, but your readers may miss out on details that could have enriched your writing. To achieve power through brevity, apply one of Hemingway’s reporting rules: Use vigorous English. This means using words that do a lot of heavy lifting for you. (Just don’t make up words to sound intelligent.)
If you answered B, you probably do a great job painting a picture, but your ideas may get buried in longwinded sentences. Check out “On Writing Well” by William Zinsser (chapters two and three) to learn how to distill your writing down to the essentials.
If you answered C, you’re a rebel who can’t be tamed. You may find yourself going down a rabbit hole and forgetting what you were originally writing about. You need the structure of an outline (and a content team with a great editor or two on board), but your natural charisma on the page will make readers love you.
All great writers agree: You have to read if you want to write. Whether it’s fiction, nonfiction, news, or a combination, the things a writer reads get absorbed into his writing.
William Faulkner once said you should read everything — trash, classics, the good, and the bad — to study what other writers are doing.
A. News and industry publications
B. Everything! Fiction, nonfiction, and industry news
C. Mostly fiction
“You should never read just for ‘enjoyment.’ Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends’ insane behavior, or better yet, your own. Pick ‘hard books’ — ones you have to concentrate on while reading. And for god’s sake, don’t let me ever hear you say, ‘I can’t read fiction. I only have time for the truth.’ Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of ‘literature’? That means fiction, too, stupid.”
— John Waters
If you can’t remember the last time you read an actual book, check out the app Rooster. For only $4.99 per month, Rooster will deliver a classic and contemporary book to you in digestible 15-minute chunks at the time of day you specify. Now you have no excuse not to read!
A. Timely industry examples and research
B. A personal story
C. Witty pop-culture references
If you primarily rely on research and industry news to give your articles an interesting hook, try incorporating a personal story or a real-life example to show these insights in action. It will make your content more memorable.
If you have trouble coming up with good examples, try Penzu, a personal diary tool that will send you a daily email to remind you to record your thoughts. It’s totally private and is accessible from all of your devices. You can also use a "knowledge bank" to jot down notes, ideas, and insights that you can use in your content.
A. I’m a stickler for grammar.
B. Meh. I could take it or leave it.
C. I love knowing the rules because it makes it easier to break them.
Believe it or not, your view on grammar says a lot about you as a writer. Hemingway was a grammar traditionalist, whereas David Ogilvy liked to write copy in everyday vernacular. Kurt Vonnegut just hated semicolons.
A. No. I like to appear professional.
B. Jokes? Yes. Swearing? No.
C. Hell yeah!
While this might seem like a just-for-fun question, it’s actually reflective of your writing style.
You don’t need to start dropping F-bombs or cracking knock-knock jokes — in fact, I advise against it — but if you have a strictly serious policy for your content, ask yourself why.
Even if you’re writing for a highly traditional audience, a little humor never hurt anyone. Readers are human, after all. For most publications, I encourage our writers to include jokes or humorous asides when appropriate (and when they fit with the overall tone) because it makes clients seem more relatable and interesting.
Model Citizens are a natural fit for the education, health, legal, and science industries because their writing tends to be organized, researched, timely, and accurate. Model Citizens often find themselves in leadership roles and have the ability to identify important new trends.
Occasionally, Model Citizens’ writing may be too dry or slim in personal experiences because they worry about sacrificing professionalism or credibility. However, Model Citizens shouldn’t be afraid to make a joke or tell a story — especially when they’re trying to reach entrepreneurs, marketers, or Millennials.
By writing to an audience of one (imagine you’re writing to a good friend) and reading their writing aloud, Model Citizens can make their writing more intimate and conversational.
Writers we think are Model Citizens are Malcolm Gladwell and Michael Pollan.
Storytellers have a natural talent for relating to their audience on a personal level by sharing their experiences. Their writing tends to be empathetic, colorful, and entertaining, which makes their content memorable. They thrive in publications that allow them to write free form and dive into the narrative.
Storytellers may occasionally struggle to provide unique advice for their audience and organize their thoughts. However, once they gain the confidence to impart the wisdom from their experiences, they create some of the best content out there.
Writers we think are Storytellers include Bill Bryson, Seth Godin, and Zeynep Ilgaz.
Nonconformists favor an improvisational style of writing and have a very distinct voice that shines through their prose. They have a rich inner thought life, so writing comes naturally. With their natural inclination toward humor and sarcasm, they relate well to Millennials and tech enthusiasts.
Nonconformists sometimes run into trouble when they lose sight of the audience they’re writing for, wander away from their main idea, or allow their cynicism to get the best of them. If they’re writing for an academic audience, they may have trouble toning down their writing.
However, writing an outline and teaming up with a strong editor can help these rebels organize their thoughts into reader-friendly pieces their audience will enjoy.
Writers we think are Nonconformists include Jack Kerouac, Chuck Palahniuk, and Mike Doberenz.
Entertainers, like Storytellers, have a natural ability to connect with their audience by sharing (and often exaggerating) their personal experiences. They’re naturally funny and don’t take themselves too seriously. Entertainers like to draw inspiration from pop culture and relate well to a variety of audiences, especially entrepreneurs and young people.
Entertainers may struggle with restrictions and need some coaching to craft concise, well-organized articles. However, with a good editor and a little planning beforehand, they can create compelling original content that resonates with any audience.
Writers we think are Entertainers include Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert, and Stephen Aarstol.
Of course, this test isn’t by any means definitive, and there are dozens — if not hundreds — of variables that determine what kind of writer you are. Model Citizens can tell a great story, and Nonconformists can write to an outline.
Don’t feel bad if you landed in one category but would like to be perceived differently, either. You can always start reading more material from writers you admire to help you internalize certain aspects of their style. For instance, I’m a Model Citizen/Nonconformist hybrid — go figure — but I’d like to become a Storyteller.
This test is just designed to give you some insight into where you stand so you can zero in on your unique strengths and weaknesses to enhance your content. Like it or not, you are a writer, so it’s time to start honing your craft!